"Find yourself a Cayman Islands t-shirt (or you know, write the words “Cayman Islands” on a plain white shirt) and a dollar sign necklace. Bonus points if you have pockets full of play money. If you see anyone dressed as the American public, make sure you hide from them as long as you possibly can before giving a strategic appearance at the end of the party."
~ costume description for “Romney’s Offshore Assets” via Autostraddle — Your Best Halloween Costume Ever: Ridiculously Easy Ideas For Lazy, Broke or Busy Queers