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A-Camp 2.0 song!

Lyrics by MC Challahback, Rapesputin’ and the Official Jetpack Crew. Song edited by Judacris.

Music video by Jamie Foxx featuring T-Pain performing Blame It. (C) 2009 J Records, a unit of Sony Music Entertainment.

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Blame it on the Altitude
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Mini Chorus:
Blame it on the hugs,
spooning’s like a drug
blame it on the bears,
how Katrina cut your hair
blame it on the A-A-A-A-Altitude
blame it on the A-A-A-A-Altitude

Verse One:
Ay, she say she usually don’t,
that at speed dating she won’t,
cuz lezzie know what she want
cuz she just came to A-camp to meet me
I ain’t sayin we’re undressin’
but we’re gonna be processin’
all of our feelings deep insi-i-i-i-ide
girl what you drinkin’
gonna let it sink in
here for the weekend
thinkin’
we are lookin fly and wearing all my vests and my flannel
met my future wife at non-monogamy panel
feelin’ up your d-cup
feelin’ on your butt what
you don’t even care how
I was unaware how long we’re stradalin’
strada-lin-in-in

Chorus One:
Blame it on the zine,
reading all the things
blame it on the swagger,
drunk girls gonna stagger
blame it on the A-A-A-Altitude
blame it on the A-A-A-Altitude
blame it on the crafts,
blame it on the feelings,
blame it on the patriarchy,
Pause: (Spoken by Michelle: No really, blame it on the patriarchy.)
blame it on the A-A-A-Altitude
blame it on the A-A-A-Altitude

Verse Two:
Oh see, she shot some water on me,
that Brandy Howard so tipsy, uhshe got a little gropey
but she so fine that we’re all consenting,
so let me tell you what I’m gonna do,
I’ll rip that A-camp t-shirt offa you
the one that you just customi-i-i-i-i-ized
girl what you drinkin’
gonna let it sink in
here for the weekend
thinkin’
we can see what we can be if we press fast forward
uhaul, ten cats, and a sperm donor
feelin’ up your d-cup
feelin’ on your butt what
you don’t even care how
I was unaware how long we’re stradalin’
strada-lin-in-in’

Chorus Two:
Blame it on the queers,
got you drinkin’ beers
blame it on the vegan,
play Sara and Tegan
blame it on the A-A-A-Altitude
blame it on the A-A-A-Altitude
blame it on the Harto,
blame it on the chapstick,
blame it on the Wild Stallions,
got ya feelin’ slutty
blame it on the A-A-A-Altitude
blame it on the A-A-A-Altitude
Jetpack out!!

Lyrics by MC Challahback, Rapesputin’ and the Official Jetpack Crew

21 September 2012 ·