I kind of have a sugar mama. She’s 7 years older, closeted, in a relationship with a man, and is a high profile politician. She buys me expensive perfume and makeup, I give her sex and keep quiet. Horrible, horrible idea? Or scandalously awesome?

i think this depends on where your heart sits. ‘take care’ does spring to mind but i bet you’ve already thought of that.

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16 July 2012 ·

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  1. affably reblogged this from digital-getdown and added:
    !!!!!
  2. juliaperchance reblogged this from autostraddle and added:
    well this sounds just fine to me
  3. youre-always-welcome reblogged this from autostraddle and added:
    i wanna be this girl. i want a sugar mama, ahh
  4. digital-getdown reblogged this from autostraddle and added:
    Lt. Gov. Carroll perhaps? I’m not sayin’, but I’m sayin’.
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