i had to google cheba hut and after going to that much trouble, even though we’ve already gone over this and y’all just kill me being scared of each other, i decided to tell you how to get this girl’s number, because i care deeply for you:
“hi! i’ve chosen a very off-peak time to visit this establishment, so you’re not slammed with other customers, and that was a good idea. can i please have an infamous toasted sub with whatever i want on it, a side item of my choosing, and a large drink? thank you! also wow i hope this isn’t too forward or tired or just the worst day of your life, but i’d love to call you sometime. could i get your number?”