what is the #1 physical thing you look for in a girl?

i’m gonna cheat and say “smell”
which is better than cheating and saying “marni”

i had all these other things i was gonna say but realized historically, they don’t really stand up. i can’t even say “boyish” because i’ve definitely been into some femmy girls too.

but i’m super obsessive and neurotic about the way things smell
i remember how everyone smelled
anyhow i really like cologne and soap and shampoo and things that smell clean. i think that’s the only thing i’ve been obsessed with from day one, even when i used to like boys. honestly part of when i started not liking boys was that i hated how men smelled in the morning. girls don’t smell like that in the morning.
i like it when girls smell nice.

does that count?

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