What to do when your girlfriend is on her period?

wake up, eat breakfast
cuddle, read the internet
have sex on dark sheets

Ask Riese a brand new thing

27 November 2011 ·

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  1. snugglepunk reblogged this from autostraddle and added:
    New favorite haiku. Oh- also: Happy TMI Tuesday. The ask box is always open.
  2. mizzmanderz reblogged this from autostraddle and added:
    Haha I love Riese, she makes every problem so simple.
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  4. opaque--dreams reblogged this from g33kgasm and added:
    ALL OF THE WINS! finally someone gets it shit. x3
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  6. andthedayturnedintonight reblogged this from autostraddle and added:
    for a limited time only, riese is answering all her formspring questions in haiku. it’s brilliant.
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  9. g33kgasm reblogged this from slutevsies and added:
    Yep yep, that’s what dark sheets are for.
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Autostraddle.com is my website. I made this tumblr in mid-2009 because we just can't get enough internet.

Autostraddle likes queers, photography, pretty girls and pure poetry. She has many talents, including jumping & tumbling. She also enjoys words, lesbians and girl-on-girl culture. She is best enjoyed with a balanced breakfast at Autostraddle.

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