40 Recipes For All Your Mermaid Rainbow Aesthetic Needs

40 Recipes For All Your Mermaid Rainbow Aesthetic Needs

Hello and welcome to this thing we’re doing where we help you figure out what you’re gonna put in your mouth this week. Some of these are recipes we’ve tried, some of these are recipes we’re looking forward to trying, all of them are fucking delicious. Tell us what you want to put in your piehole or suggest your own recipes, and we’ll talk about which things we made, which things we loved, and…

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20 October 2014 ·

NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Likes It Rough

NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Likes It Rough

Welcome to NSFW Sunday!

Feature image of Tanisha Harper.

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+ Rough sex is “back,” as if it ever went anywhere:

“One would think that, considering that more and more people of age have grown up with insta-access to a variety of kinky porn, an admission of rough sex wouldn’t be a big to-do. Yet apparently it is. One of Knox’s disparagers commented, ‘So being choked, spit on, and…

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19 October 2014 ·

Kristen Stewart’s Marrying the Feminist Movement in a Pile of Leaves this Sunday Funday

Kristen Stewart’s Marrying the Feminist Movement in a Pile of Leaves this Sunday Funday

Good morning, starshine! The great big gay Earth says hello.

Kristen Stewart Loves Feminism, Hates the People You Hate

Kristen Stewart doesn’t understand why so many women in Hollywood have disavowed feminism, probably because she understands what feminism actually is.

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That’s such a strange thing to say, isn’t it? Like, what do you mean? Do you not believe in equality for men and women?……

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19 October 2014 ·

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18 October 2014 ·

If You Like This, Then You’ll Like That: Queer Your Tech’s Epic 100th Post

If You Like This, Then You’ll Like That: Queer Your Tech’s Epic 100th Post

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My queermos! Queer Your Tech with Fun is turning 100! Well, 100 posts that is. So I thought we’d take a look back at some of our big hits from the past 100 app roundups and tech musings so we could point you in the direction of some new apps, some updated apps and some cool shit in general. I’m not going to pick something from all 100 posts, because that would be insane. But that doesn’t mean…

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18 October 2014 ·

Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #1

Welcome to Saturday Morning Cartoons, a segment where four artists take turns delighting you with their whimsy, facts and punchlines on Saturday mornings!

Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #1

Welcome to Saturday Morning Cartoons, a segment where four artists take turns delighting you with their whimsy, facts and punchlines on Saturday mornings!

18 October 2014 ·

PLL Roundtable!

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broswatchplltoo:

Just a reminder, we’ll be doing a PLL Roundtable this Sunday with Heather Hogan and Jacob Clifton, talking about all things from our favorite show.

We would love to hear hear questions from fans like you, or topics you’d like us to discuss. So, please, feel free to send them our way!

Heather Hogan: @hhoagie

Jacob Clifton: @jacobtwop

Bros Watch PLL Too: @broswatchPLLtoo

We’re excited about this and looking forward to hearing from you!

So excite! 

17 October 2014 ·

This Week In Gay TV: Bisexual Hunger Games on Gotham, Sexting Lesbians on Survivor’s Remorse

This Week In Gay TV: Bisexual Hunger Games on Gotham, Sexting Lesbians on Survivor’s Remorse

Hello, Autostraddlers! My name is Heather Hogan and I’m a new editor here at the greatest website of our generation! I’ve spent the last six years working as the senior editor at AfterEllen, writing about all the queer pop culture things under the sun. And now, finally, like the B-level superheroes who got the call to join The Avengers and The Justice League, I have arrived at your doorstep,…

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17 October 2014 ·

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17 October 2014 ·

The Comment Awards Have A Candy Crush On You

The Comment Awards Have A Candy Crush On You

Greetings cyberspace explorers!

This week we’re talking about online addictions, apps that make us move  and that amazing internet rumor that Evan Rachel Wood Bisexual and Kate Moennig are a thing! Be still our hearts.

Also, Julie Goldman co-starred on “The Mindy Project” this week which reminded us to remind you about all the 15 best Autostraddle videos of all time. We’re also watching Laverne…

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17 October 2014 ·

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17 October 2014 ·

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17 October 2014 ·

You Need Help: Your Girlfriend Has Body Issues And You Want to Initiate Sex

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17 October 2014 ·

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Got autostraddle unblocked at work! Woo! Now I can go back to reading articles about Kate Moennig and Evan Rachel Wood Bisexual on the clock…

17 October 2014 ·

Transparent Episode 104 Recap: Cabinet of Family Secrets

Transparent Episode 104 Recap: Cabinet of Family Secrets

Welcome back to Transparent and the episode where we’ll finally find out whether Gordon Ramsay’s new recipe for crab cakes is enough to bring this family business back from the brink. Just kidding, instead this is the episode where you’re going to have 97 different emotions and all of them will carve your insides out like a pumpkin. Let us proceed.

Maura has come out to a still-rolling Ali…

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17 October 2014 ·

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