June 2012
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hello! some of your answers are really funny, like...
Thank you! And they said being overly inappropriate and loud would never pay off. In the meantime enjoy this! http://www.autostraddle.com/autostraddles-swimsuit-issue-47315/ Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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i don't want to sound like a back seat driver to...
Listen to your friends! Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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你的中文最好!
啊, 您过奖了! Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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Wait. So you are going to med school, you work in...
That’s what everyone says until they leave for me an MIT phd student who speaks Czech. (This is a true story) Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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you may have said you're not a makeup expert but...
I would just leave them. I doubt you look as gross as you think you do and they’ll heal better without makeup. Contact your doctor if they continue to look gross/not heal/seem infected. Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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Also re: fingernails. Put little bits of cotton in...
True! This is totally a thing you can do! Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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Lizz, I think it's so cute that you wrote "60是"...
Haha I accidentally turned my keyboard into Chinese mid sentence without realizing that. I have my macbook set with a shortcut. 对不起,我只说中文一点点。我在大学学了三年中文。还是,你的头发很漂亮, Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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You seem to be the girl to talk to about finger...
You have two options: 1. Cut your nails and wear finger picks (http://www.amazon.com/PICKS-NATIONAL-FINGER-THUMB-BLUEGRASS/dp/B002R2IUEW/ref=sr_1_2?s=musical-instruments&ie=UTF8&qid=1338526455&sr=1-2) 2. learn to please women with your left hand. Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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I will be heading to the tailor's in a few days....
PANTS. VESTS. BLAZERS. Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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I'd love more of your fashion advice that's...
Hmm I’ll take that in to consideration. I’ll try to branch out body-type more. I know I have a tendency to address trends more than fits. I push J. Crew for three reasons. First, Jenna Lyons is a lesbian and I love her forever. Secondly, there’s actually a lot there for different body types. Their button-ups are great for busty women, the women’s blazers fit my broad...
Jun 1st
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what is the penpal thing and how do i get...
riiiiiiight hurr: http://www.autostraddle.com/so-you-want-to-be-a-pen-pal-138623/ Ask Laura if, why, how, when, or what.
Jun 1st
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(Same person as the awkward morning question) But...
um, then i guess “welcome to the process of learning somebody else’s routines and figuring out how they can co-exist with your own, but in different spaces” Ask Riese a brand new thing
Jun 1st
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Is it weird to just come out and ask a girl if...
i think that would save a lot of time, in general, if everybody could just agree to do that Ask Riese a brand new thing
Jun 1st
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Could you write us a super nerdy article about...
I’m pretty sure I’m actually not allowed to according to the lab and stuff. :/ Maybe if a paper gets published soon I’ll tweet a link to it or something. Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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I'm in town visiting a friend and one of her...
it is not wrong. things lead to things all the time. sometimes things last a couple of days and sometimes they last for a night or years and sometimes they keep lasting. but most of the time things are pretty nice, regardless. i mean it’s just nice to be here with these people in this time, isn’t it? it could be 600 years ago but it’s not, it’s today. and we’re all...
Jun 1st
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I'm a femme looking to blow some cash on some new...
http://www.shopstyle.com/action/apiVisitRetailer?id=333496961&pid=anonymous&utm_medium=widget&utm_source=Product+Widget http://www.shopstyle.com/action/apiVisitRetailer?id=344224240&pid=anonymous&utm_medium=widget&utm_source=Product+Widget http://www.shopstyle.com/action/apiVisitRetailer?id=338072009&pid=anonymous&utm_medium=widget&utm_source=Product+Widget ...
Jun 1st
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yo i go to moses brown (prep school near brown) i...
… How old are you? This is how nice Jewish girls from Western Mass end up arrested and/or receiving phone calls from parents. Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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Do I have to categorize how I dress? (femme,...
No you don’t have to categorize yourself. You’re a beautiful sunshine rainbow flower and no one (not even me) is allowed to tell you what you can and can’t wear based on an arbitrary set of gender binary rules. Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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any suggestions for gay haircut places in chicago?
I’ve never lived in chicago so I don’t know the salons. I would just pick a hair stylist who looks gay/has an alternative lifestyle haircut. Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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Work is not an issue, but am I too old to dye my...
I think you have to look deep within your heart and decide for yourself when you’re too old to do something. If work is not an issue then no one can make that decision for you. Also I have no idea how old you are. Also if you’ve had chemo the official rule is you can do whatever you want with your hair. Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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My girlfriend locked her keys in her car today and...
. Ask Laneia
Jun 1st
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I can't tell if this girl I like is interested in...
are you confusing ‘ignores’ with ‘plays hard to get’ or ‘wants to seem multi-dimensional and interesting to more people than just you’ or ‘nervous’ or ‘wanting you to make the first move’ or something? i would test out those theories. Ask Laneia
Jun 1st
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so i saw that question about 'hard femme' and i've...
http://fuckyeahhardfemme.tumblr.com/ Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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Laneia, I've always thought tattoos were...
the first tattoos i got are so so dumb. they’re just stupid. i hate them. i didn’t do any research and i just got them to get them and i haaaate them. but! the last one that i got is something that i LOVE. and it’s like a birthmark. and the way i found a person i could trust to draw on my skin is that i looked on yelp for the highest rated shops and read all the reviews and...
Jun 1st
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How do you lessen the awkwardness of the next...
run like the wind Ask Riese a brand new thing
Jun 1st
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Pubic hair question: I have really lots of really...
Just leave it alone. I’m sure it looks lovely just the way it is. Or get one of those razors with the electric “private area trimmer” on the back. Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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Austinstraddler I see you asking Laneia...
you are using me for your personal gain. i’m ok with it. Ask Laneia
Jun 1st
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hey laura, when do we find out who our penpals...
sometime shortly after june 11th. Ask Laura if, why, how, when, or what.
Jun 1st
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So I'm going to Pride for the first time next...
Wear whatever outfit you own that you think makes you look the hottest. Because there are going to be a lot of girls there. And you want to look good. Like real good. Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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Hi! I'm 22, and I've never had a girlfriend. I've...
go to the gym. unless you are at my gym, there will be lots of hot and queery people. i know this because i have been to other gyms and they are just packed with sexy queermos. if you don’t know what the eff you’re supposed to be doing at the gym, even better! now you have a reason to go talk to someone. if that doesn’t work, you can go home feeling like a content badass knowing...
Jun 1st
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So excited you're starting med school at brown bc...
Can we be best friends? Maybe we should date and get married because I’m getting concerned about when I’m going to have time to do that thing. Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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how do i branch out in terms of fashion? like, i...
I once asked my mom what it was like wearing all the cool fashions in the 60是,70s and 80s and she said to me “Lizzie, the truth is that my entire life I and everyone around me have pretty much worn jeans and a T-shirt.” So basically don’t worry about it if you can’t commit to crazy styles. But sometimes you have to just know you look awesome, not silly, and force yourself...
Jun 1st
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I would totally be a penpal to a straight Muslim...
ask and you shall receive. Ask Laura if, why, how, when, or what.
Jun 1st
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what does a young femme wear to her brother's...
Your brother’s graduation is about him so you might not want to draw attention away from him by wearing anything too showy. Also graduations are usually held outside in the burning hot sun. I would suggest a somewhat neutral but cute and LIGHTWEIGHT cotton day dress. Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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formspring marathons are my FAVORITE THING. or...
aw, they’re tinkerbell’s favorite things too! and that girl from the sound of music or whatever Ask Riese a brand new thing
Jun 1st
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How do I hint to my girlfriend that her nails are...
You don’t hint. You say, “Babe can you please trim your nails? They’re killing me” Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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All of my letters are written, like, on the bus...
if someone sent me a haiku on a napkin i would “eeeee!” so much. Ask Laura if, why, how, when, or what.
Jun 1st
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Hello Laura! OKAY SO, I want to do the pen pal...
Hello Girl! OHMYGOSH YES PLEASE. It’s not a mail-order dating service; it’s a project for likeminded creatures who want to get fun in their mailbox. I just want everyone to have a pen pal and feel the love. Ask Laura if, why, how, when, or what.
Jun 1st
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How do I distinguish between being attracted to a...
maybe have them take their clothes off and roll around with you on the floor while kissing Ask Riese a brand new thing
Jun 1st
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Riese I think Hannah Hart is definitely probably...
make a hannah hart shrine and just hang out at the shrine a lot maybe light some candles Ask Riese a brand new thing
Jun 1st
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Riese, I'm going to college in the fall and I'm...
you know i went to college in the fall once upon a time, and nobody liked me and i didn’t like them either and it was totally awkward. but look, now i’m like 30 fucking years old and I really like all my friends! actually i know this is rare, and most people seem to have intense connections to their college friends above all other friends, but natalie is really my only friend from...
Jun 1st
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Is it tacky to carry a faux Birkin?
Not as tacky as it is to carry a faux Merkin Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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What should I wear underneath a tanktop for...
Quick dry sports bra. Also I’m writing about this right now! Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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How much does one's style contribute to the...
It depends. If you have G-A-Y shaved in to the side of your head, yeah it’s going to contribute a lot. Otherwise, maybe not so much. Nails though. Nails are a good one. Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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How do I stop being ignorant about things I don't...
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaad and then ask a bunch of questions and talk to people who aren’t you and then question yourself and everything else. question the people who aren’t you and then listen to everything they say about themselves. then talk about it. then keep reading. Ask Laneia
Jun 1st
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my ex-girlfriend has been in an icky relationship...
I probably wouldn’t go on any type of date with an ex-girlfriend. Not because it’s inappropriate but because I’m a fragile little bumblebee and I don’t like it when people trample my heart twice, you know? Ask Laura if, why, how, when, or what.
Jun 1st
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re: the person worried about asking their girl to...
PREACH! Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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Three people are answering questions at the same...
That’s so crazy because I love you too! Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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what advice would u give a butch wanting to dress...
JCrew’s Stanton short (http://www.jcrew.com/mens_feature/NewArrivals/shorts/PRDOVR~79653/79653.jsp) with light weight button ups rolled up to your elbows. Avoid short sleeve button-ups. Easy on the basketball shorts, T-shirts and baseball caps. Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever
Jun 1st
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I couldn't think of anyone else for the hot 100 so...
thank you you are a responsible citizen Ask Riese a brand new thing
Jun 1st
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