November 2011
Nov 1st
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I'm going to get kicked out of college. All...
i think tami taylor would tell you that it’s never too late to get your act together, missy, and bring your grades up, and don’t let one stupid boy get in the way of your future! Ask Riese a brand new thing
Nov 1st
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Can I recap Yu-Gi-Oh episodes for your website
absolutely Ask Riese a brand new thing
Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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October 2011
Oct 31st
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Sleeping Around #1: “Why I’m So Easy” →
“Sleeping Around: a new column documenting my sexual conquests, emotional bitch-slaps, carnal fumbles, and relationship follies.”
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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We were both really nervous but I thought about...
YOU ARE A MODEL CITIZEN Ask Riese a brand new thing
Oct 31st
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My girlfriend visited me in San Francisco and...
TRUTH Ask Riese a brand new thing
Oct 31st
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is this "members only" commenting policy staying...
nope, we just have a few posts where we need to curb some shit for a few days. i’m sorry, bear with us. you can register super quickly, nobody checks your shit, it only takes a second. register! seriously just do it, doittttttt. srsly just do it. we just REALLY want this to be a safe space. Ask Riese a brand new thing
Oct 31st
Oct 31st
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Hi, have you ever asked a professor for a paper...
once my best friend in college got a paper extension because her dog at home died. you can do this. send an email that explains how desperate you are but does not make you sound insane — make you roommate double-check it for you — and you’ll probably be golden. Ask Rachel a thing
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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NSFW Sunday Knows All The Things About Getting... →
This week on NSFW Sunday: getting off with butch tops, knowing about your vagina, and the TSA.
Oct 31st
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You Still Have Time for a (Gay) Halloween Costume:... →
I told you I’d be back for more Glee costumes! Check out my advice for Rachel Berry, Blaine, Mercedes, Mr. Scheuster. Best of all, there’s more Brittana!
Oct 30th
Oct 30th
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What the Costumes Reveal - NYTimes.com →
“a former employee of Steven J. Baum recently sent me snapshots of last year’s party. In an e-mail, she said that she wanted me to see them because they showed an appalling lack of compassion toward the homeowners — invariably poor and down on their luck — that the Baum firm had brought foreclosure proceedings against… When we spoke later, she added that the snapshots are an accurate...
Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
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Hyperbole and a Half Does “Adventures In... →
Riese’s team pick: laughing about depression!
Oct 30th
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Coming out to my sister while drunk is a bad idea,...
not if it’s the only way you think you can do it Ask Rachel a thing
Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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I saw Ivan Coyote tonight! It was amazing. I made...
<3 Ask Riese a brand new thing
Oct 29th
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I'm trying to put into words how happy/thankful I...
ooooooooo Ask Riese a brand new thing
Oct 29th
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The Only Way Out of the No-Fun Club (Hunter S....
This is the worst political nightmare to erupt in this country that I have ever seen. If every Deadhead had voted for president in 2000, we would have a different country today. Maybe better, maybe worse, but definitely not the inconceivable disaster we have now. No money, no highways, no railroads, no airlines, no schools, no bridges and no hope for anything better. That is the No-Fun...
Oct 29th
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“The USA is coming to pieces very rapidly. This once proud nation of hoodlums and...”
– January 2004 - Fear and Justice in the Kingdom of Sex - Hunter S. Thompson - Playboy Magazine Article
Oct 29th
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For The Sake of the Children: Why America Needs to... →
“Public discussion about American families often assumes the nation is largely made up of married heterosexual couples raising their biological children. Yet less than a quarter of all U.S….
Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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It's like a brick in my chest, and the crisis...
have you tried bending over at the waist? gravity will loosen the brick slightly and you’ll have a minute to breathe. really works when you close your eyes. Ask Laneia something small or large
Oct 28th
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I'm implicitly out and am totally in love with a...
“never assume she’s straight.” Ask Laneia something small or large
Oct 28th
Oct 28th
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from "Wall Street Isn't Winning – It's Cheating"...
When you take into consideration all the theft and fraud and market manipulation and other evil shit Wall Street bankers have been guilty of in the last ten-fifteen years, you have to have balls like church bells to trot out a propaganda line that says the protesters are just jealous of their hard-earned money. Think about it: there have always been rich and poor people in America, so if this...
Oct 28th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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I think she likes me back, but we are both super...
i think this is a problem traditionally solved by drinking and/or temporarily pretending to yourself that you are a superhero whose power is initiating things. Ask Rachel a thing
Oct 27th
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For The Sake of the Children: Why America Needs to... →
“Public discussion about American families often assumes the nation is largely made up of married heterosexual couples raising their biological children. Yet less than a quarter of all U.S….
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Obama for America: W. on the job market facing... →
barackobama: W. on the job market facing recent graduates: I graduated with a BA in Psychology in May of 2010. I have been searching for a job since graduation and have applied for over 600 jobs that I am qualified for, or overqualified for. I just got off the phone with a potential employer who let me…
Oct 27th
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So, Lindsay Lohan’s Gonna Be in Playboy! Naked! →
Fact, it happened.
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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“Listen, I feel really guilty for not knowing more about what’s going on with...”
– Deanne Smith via Autostraddle — DeAnne Smith and The Feelings
Oct 27th
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“Hey, Autostrudels, I want to get real with you. I think you’re pretty awesome. I...”
– Deanne Smith via Autostraddle — DeAnne Smith and The Feelings
Oct 27th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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“2 Broke Girls” Reminds Us that Trying is... →
“We are not gonna bond when we do it. We’re not gonna high five when we finish.” Quote from “2 Broke Girls” or your sex life?
Oct 26th