February 2011
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The only bright side of Mondays is that the...
you are the future
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So, Laneia. You're so nice. SO NICE. And being...
i have never been to MN but i think i’d like it there. seems cold. seems like there’d be lots of cuddling.
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Laneia, I'm a lesbian but I have a crush on this...
….kiss him?
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Illinois Gets Civil Unions, Life-Threatening... →
Get your hot chocolate and 1989 World Series Puzzle out, it’s time to bundle up and think about how Governor of Illinois Pat Quinn signed Civil Unions legislation into law today!
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Can I take a dive in your ocean?
only if you’re gonna pull out your tampon
and start splashing around
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Do you think I will feel better about myself if I...
YES. YES. YES.
I think it’s our natural instinct to compare, even unconsciously, and the images take up SO much unnecessary space.
The times in my life when I’ve been the happiest and least insecure were the times that I was most isolated from popular media or most exposed to real actual human beings.
This is why every time I go to Los Angeles, I leave hating myself and caring...
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Is there some secret about how to make friends at...
I think maybe the trick is to get their contact details and follow up with invitations to participate in non-music related activities. Local shows are a great place to identify people who share similar interests, but it’s impossible to bond while shouting over the top of a live band in a busy club, or in the 5 minutes it takes to smoke a cigarette in the alley in between sets.
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Could you please make me a mix tape?
yes! are you in the mood for a bright or dark mix?
right now i could probably pull off either one of these themes:
a) i can see the sunshine from my desk - or -
b) i said ‘hello’ and you stomped on my heart
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January 2011
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i recently got a puppy and made up a diabolical...
it is never wrong to lie when the prize for lying is a puppy.
i hope you named it something cute.
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After not seriously crying for months, I just...
no that’s not ridiculous. spaghetti is serious.
you should go to the olive garden or maybe carraba’s. they’ll understand you there.
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Miss March is learing at me...taunting me. Make it...
YOU ARE ON THE WRONG MONTH.
julia is next - miss february. GO BACK TO FEBRUARY.
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I don't think I want to be her rebound girlfriend,...
ok just because you’re the first girl she’s dated since her breakup, doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re her rebound girlfriend.
right?
i think you just have fun with her now and don’t worry about what this all ‘means’ or what ‘kind’ of ‘girlfriend’ you ‘are.’
also really what’s so bad about being...
DeAnne Smith and the Seasonal Affective Disorder... →
b.) Did I already miss The View?
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So my town had one autostraddle meetup and I...
probably everyone is still nervous sitting at home thinking that everyone else hated them and their hair didn’t look as cute as it usually looks and they talked too much about coming out or buffy or harry potter. you gals should call/email each other today and tell each other “YOU PEOPLE ARE SO WEIRD, LET’S HAVE SOME FUCKING BRUNCH ALREADY” ok? ok everyone do this today!
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NSFW Lesbosexy “Sunday” Thinks Sex is Funny →
We want your funny sex stories and also, a review of a giant purple dong. That’s not all though, there’s other stuff too.
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why is the cookie post reposted?
because cookie monster felt marginalized in the archives
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I feel like I need to say that I'm pretty sure...
reeeeeeeeeblog
xo
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4-Part Formspring Question About Pot Pasted Into...
Q: i know there’s potostraddle now, and i’m not expecting this to be published, and i don’t want it to be. i’m just saying it’s disgusting how much you’ve talked about weed on here. weed is illegal for a reason, and no matter what you say about it. it’s still a big deal in practically all schools across the nation. And to have so many young women (like myself) look up to you and admire the person...
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I have a really good friend who was the first...
i’m feeling pretty irritated right now, so i would say that you should determine her insecurities and then exploit them whenever possible and also tell her what an insensitive and disrespectful asshole she is and then unfriend her on facebook.
then go shopping and maybe get lunch. have you ever had the roasted vegetable and goat cheese pizza at the cheesecake factory? DELICIOUS.
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No One Wants Teenage Lesbians To Go To Prom Ever →
Oh look there’s another high school administration that’s discriminating against an out lesbian couple at a formal school dance. It’s like they’ve never seen Mean Girls, don’t they know school dances…
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were you expecting such a shitstorm of comments...
Well, technically there was only one REALLY beastly commenter on AS, most everyone seemed super positive/welcoming, which makes me happy!
Do comments like that make me want to throatpunch somebody’s eyeballs when I engage with them? Sure. But generally, I know it’s par for the course.
I have to believe that if you approach something with a nice/open-minded/inclusive intent and bring...
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why is everyone on tumblr gay?
because of all the photos of kristen stewart
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“We’re calling this one now: this generation will be known as the Generation of...”
– Rachel via Autostraddle — No One Wants Teenage Lesbians To Go To Prom Ever
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Can we have another International Meet an...
yes, of course, like in 3-4 weeks from now? we’ll all talk about it
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i didn't get into the course i was going to do...
i think you should dedicate this year to serving others.
is there any way you could teach? i mean, teach anything at all — any skill that you have.
or volunteer somewhere just slightly out of your element, so you learn something new about yourself / the world.
that would be nice.
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job interview. went well. Not so well that its in...
can’t you just tell the interviewer that you’re not comfortable giving that reference b/c your current supervisor doesn’t know that you’re looking for a new job? i don’t know how the world does things.
i mean, i work with muppets. we just eat breakfast and lay on each other and talk about our feelings. the next time you’re laying on your supervisor, maybe tell...
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made out with girls/boys, gave married man...
you’re not a slut
you’re just busy
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if she loves ani difranco, is a feminist and gay...
99%
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Focus Features Picks Up Black Lesbian Film... →
Focus Features picks up “Pariah” for six figures, which means there’s a really good chance you will actually be able to see it! Like — in the theater even. (!!!)
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you no longer have internet access. how do you...
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO SAY lolkjlkjjklklol
i would deal by reading or taking a walk or WRITING ON PAPER.
i like writing on paper. i’ve filled 3 journals just since last november when things got weird and the only thing that felt normal was a pen.
find books. donate ten or fifteen dollars and i’ll send you a zine. make a thing. get a part-time job somewhere really strange and...
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I have trouble talking about my girlfriend to my...
i don’t.
what i read was “i have trouble talking about the person i like to other people who like people.” and that makes no sense.
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OMG! Alex dancing! that is all.
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You can find me on Autostraddle! →
xxboy:
I was approached a couple weeks ago by the editors at Autostraddle about writing for them.
As you may know Autostraddle is a lesbian-leaning queer site and this introduction post talks about how I as a man can still fit in that setting.
I’m SO excited to be writing for them - the site is full of hilarious articles and videos as well as some really well-thought-out posts. Definitely an...
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Do transmen have a place in the lesbian community?...
look, this is for you: http://www.autostraddle.com/trans-xxboy-meets-world-74847/
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Listling Without Commentary: Some Gayish Comic... →
Ten comic books that are uppercase Gay, lowercase gay or gay by the power of their proximity to me.
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if "lesbian" means anything you want it to mean,...
lesbian
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part of why I made this thing--people should get...
i give you two thumbs up
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You've probably already got this question , but I...
you would just be embarrassing yourself
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do you think that there's a such thing as being ...
if you are a thing, then there is such a thing!
also i ‘knew’ a thing like that thing once
i think technically the term is ‘butch bottom’
but you’re free to call yourself whatever you want
dominate/don’t as you wish
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Just want to second your advice to the girl who...
see my little tumblrettes, we know exactly what’s good for you!
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