October 2010
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do lesbians drink fanta ?
nobody drinks fanta
Ask Riese anything
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I want to make out with my best friend, who is...
you should always kiss the pretty Asian girl. ALWAYS
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Will I be alone forever?
yes.
WTF NO. are you kidding me w/ this? YOU WILL NOT BE ALONE FOREVER. good grief.
bathe frequently, floss your teeth, explore your empathy and read plenty of books. seriously. come here let’s play scrabble. you’ll win b/c i am surprisingly terrible at scrabble.
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September 2010
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I have one of those migraines that feels like...
i am topless in boyshorts, making you a sandwich, which i will feed to you while straddling your lap and reading from To Kill a Mockingbird and not hiding my accent.
do you feel better.
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Would you come out via email or letter? I want to...
i think it’s ok to come out via letter or email, especially if you think the person you’re telling might appreciate some space / time before having an official ‘reaction.’
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will you marry me?I would make you cupcakes and...
i don’t like cupcakes and i’d rather adopt from a shelter and i’m never getting married again so help me god, but i really really appreciate the throat-punching thing.
xxo
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Episode 202 GLEE Recap: It’s Britney/Brittany,... →
Hey! Look at the pretty girls dancing on Glee!
I’m With You In Rockland As Long As You’re Seeing... →
In which Rachel discusses why she needs to see HOWL right now. “When I was seventeen I went to San Francisco to read poetry. Or maybe I went because I’d already read poetry.”
Gay Teens Continue Getting Bullied, Committing... →
Two more gay teens commit suicide this week: an 18-year-old college freshman jumps off a bridge after finding his roommate secretly recording and transmitting his sexual encounters over the internet…
Lesbian Martial Artist Rescues Girlfriend From... →
Is this real. What is happening. I don’t even
Coming Out at Work: What a Way To Make a Living →
Thinking about coming out to your boss and co-workers? Here’s a little advice from someone who’s done it a few times.
The Perks Of Being A College-Bound Gay (Kinda... →
Are you going to college? Is it because you’re gay? Are you sure? No, neither are we.
Girlhood, Interrupted: Angelina Jolie Forcing... →
Angelina Jolie is robbing Shiloh of her true self, which is apparently hidden by comfortable shoes, cute polo shirts and lizard backpacks. IT’S AN OUTRAGE! HIDE YOUR GIRLS BEFORE THEY GET…
Gone Too Soon: 13-Year Old Gay Texas Boy Driven to... →
13-year-old Asher Brown was bullied for being gay. Last week he decided he just couldn’t take it anymore.
Jess’s Team Pick: My Mother’s Lesbian Jewish... →
In New York City during October and looking for something hilarious, musical and gay? Come see My Mother’s Lesbian Jewish Wiccan Wedding!
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I wish I could give you the most epic birthday...
i don’t think this is an actual question, but whatever “sekz” is, it sounds fun
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When is it acceptable to tell your partner about...
STOP DROPPING HINTS
i wish ‘dropping hints’ was not a thing.
hey, do you want to put your entire hand in your partner’s vagina / anus / ear? do you want to put a collar around her throat and make her call you daddy? do you want duct tape her mouth shut, tie her to the chair and sing justin timberlake songs to her in a bear suit?
TELL HER, BABY.
tell her.
i’d probably...
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Did you get your birthday wish?
yes
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could you give emily choo a hug from me and tell...
yes i love emily choo more than emily choo will ever know. i mean i love her so much that my love for emily choo could consume my entire room and then spread all the way across the country and then break my heart open but not in a destructive way, more in a way that breaking it open will make it bigger so more people can live in it. when emily choo sleeps on my couch i feel peaceful
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autostraddle.tumblr.com writes like a woman in her... →
The Perks Of Being A College-Bound Gay (Kinda... →
Are you going to college? Is it because you’re gay? Are you sure? No, neither are we.
Girlhood, Interrupted: Angelina Jolie Forcing... →
Angelina Jolie is robbing Shiloh of her true self, which is apparently hidden by comfortable shoes, cute polo shirts and lizard backpacks. IT’S AN OUTRAGE! HIDE YOUR GIRLS BEFORE THEY GET…
Coming Out at Work: What a Way To Make a Living →
Thinking about coming out to your boss and co-workers? Here’s a little advice from someone who’s done it a few times.
Jess’s Team Pick: My Mother’s Lesbian Jewish... →
In New York City during October and looking for something hilarious, musical and gay? Come see My Mother’s Lesbian Jewish Wiccan Wedding!
Gone Too Soon: 13-Year Old Gay Texas Boy Driven to... →
13-year-old Asher Brown was bullied for being gay. Last week he decided he just couldn’t take it anymore.
If Lindsay Lohan is “Pathetic,” Then So Am I: What... →
If Lindsay Lohan is the ‘most pathetic person alive’ then I must come in at a close second. After all, I’ve been in and out of rehab twice as many times. And the way the media is talking about Lohan…
Ann Coulter As Headliner For Gay Homocon 2010:... →
The conclusion to our brief and largely ironic community romance with Ann Coulter. “Blacks must be looking at the gays saying, ‘Why can’t we be oppressed like that?’”
Kurt’s Gleefully Gay Boyfriend Revealed, For Real... →
Darren Everett Criss has been cast as a new gay character on Glee, who will likely become Kurt’s boyfriend. Also, find out why Chris Colfer doesn’t want to be the Bella Swan of Glee.
NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday: Straight Girls Wanna Have... →
Straight women want to do you, naked models in boots, a topless Lilo situation, things that look like vaginas, Sex Blogger Calendar 2011, Suicide Girls horror! Are you still reading this? Did you…
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I totally 100% know I'm a lesbian and accepting...
no, you are not crazy.
you will change. as a person who runs a life and makes the plans - you will change. it will always be this way.
i think people are conditioned to expect that important decisions will be made between the ages (roughly) of 18-27 and then we will be ‘done’ and guess what little turtle dove, that’s just not true.
your life will turn upside down a few more...
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I want to make a mix tape for my best friend whom...
NOOOO. stop do not do this STOP. NO. TERRIBLE IDEA.
i’m assuming she’s straight? and that this mix tape will be your way of professing your love to her via cleverly chosen songs with symbolic lyrical references and you’ll even put them in the perfect order and make original, relevant cover art? NO DO NOT DO THIS.
may i share a story with you, anonymous formspring questioner?...
Victory, Howl, Bisexuality, Death, Glee, Labor,... →
Today there was some good news related to DADT just in time for Sunday Funday! Lucky you. Also, Stephen Colbert did something funny, Celebrate Bisexuality Day happened, many people have many feelings…
Heard It On TV: CAKE and Apple →
Apple’s commercial for the newly updated iPod Nano features “Short Skirt/Long Jacket” by CAKE. If you’ve only heard the band’s radio singles, there’s definitely more to love — from twangy guitar and…
How Many People Are Gay? New UK Survey Says 1%.... →
Sometimes people say things like, “”Now we have a clearer view of the real figures, we need to start asking some serious questions about the vast sums of taxpayers’ money being spent on such a small…
Gay Adoption in Florida: You Lose Some/Often But... →
This week has been disheartening for a lot of us queer activists, but cheer up a little bit because Legal Eagle Jessica is here to share some GOOD NEWS about gay adoptions in Florida.
